- Boring intro meant to cut animation costs is boring.
- It’s not like we need a recap on Deku’s boilerplate motivations.
- This opening has grown on me. Hard to believe Uverworld is still around.
- Remember them in Bleach? You know, when it was good?
- Approximately 13 billion years ago.
- Remember them in Bleach? You know, when it was good?
- This is the gayest fight in BHA so far.
- Complete with a money shot.
- Oh, stop it, you were thinking it. It’s 2018. No one has an excuse to be that oblivious anymore, not even Japan.
- Especially Japan.
- Oh, stop it, you were thinking it. It’s 2018. No one has an excuse to be that oblivious anymore, not even Japan.
- Complete with a money shot.
- “Delaware Detroit Smash.”
- lolwat? What the fuck does that mean?
- Do the Japanese know that Delaware and Detroit have, like, no relation to each other except for sheer alliteration?
- (No, they don’t.)
- Do the Japanese know that Delaware and Detroit have, like, no relation to each other except for sheer alliteration?
- lolwat? What the fuck does that mean?
- Why is Facepalm still in this shitty bar? I swear he’s been here for fifty years.
- Is the bar named “Expo?” It’s like where 90% of the exposition in this series takes place, that and Deku’s magically functioning abused cranium.
- Who pays the bills for this place? Who keeps the lights on? Does Facepalm have a part-time job at Wendy’s downstairs?
- Is that why he’s so pissed at everything?
- Who pays the bills for this place? Who keeps the lights on? Does Facepalm have a part-time job at Wendy’s downstairs?
- Now he’s using an easy-to-animate RPG frame to describe this basic setup because last week’s episode inhaled the animation budget.
- I wonder if Mr. Black Hole even knows what an RPG is.
- “What the fuck is a simulation game?” -Mr. Black Hole
- Who has been polishing the exact same glass for ten episodes now.
- “What the fuck is a simulation game?” -Mr. Black Hole
- I wonder if Mr. Black Hole even knows what an RPG is.
- So, Facepalm plan involves spreading dissent in this superhuman society or whatever. Considering a lingering 20% of it is normies, who are at this point literal lesser beings compared to their superhuman counterparts, it’s amazing the society is intact to begin with.
- Like, Deku’s non-Quirk life up until now suuuucked, and that was just high-school bullshit. I can only imagine how miserable life is for those adults who don’t have superpowers.
- I don’t think anyone’s gonna listen to a guy with a hand in his face, though. It’d be really awkward.
- His plan also involves the “Vanguard Action Squad of the League of Villains.”
- Whose assignment is to….attack a bunch of random teenagers.
- And this fits into the above Keikaku…how?
- Whose assignment is to….attack a bunch of random teenagers.
- “It doesn’t matter if they succeed or fail.” -Facepalm
- Um, dude? Yes, it does.
- For example, if they fail absolutely miserably, then these kids won’t be scared of them.
- Maybe you should consult the Heart of the Cards again.
- For example, if they fail absolutely miserably, then these kids won’t be scared of them.
- Um, dude? Yes, it does.
- Wait wait wait, why does Facepalm have a random picture of Bakugo?
- I’m not sure what subtext I should infer from this.
- “In a society bound by rules, we’re not the only ones being oppressed.” -Facepalm
- lolwat?
- That makes no sense.
- Are you implying Bakugo is being oppressed? I’m pretty sure he’s as privileged a shithead as they come.
- That makes no sense.
- lolwat?
- STOP TELLING US WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE. I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN THEIR NAMES IN THE PAST SEVEN DAYS.
- Except for Facepalm.
- And Mr. Blackhole.
- And, like, all the villains.
- And half the heroes.
- Hmm.
- And half the heroes.
- And, like, all the villains.
- And Mr. Blackhole.
- Except for Facepalm.
- Deku protests he’s fine right after almost passing out on his feet with blood pouring down his face.
- Deku might be mistaken.
- Don’t worry, Deku. The obligatory Shounen power-ups will take care of this situation juuuuuuuuuuust fine.
- “I’ll leave this villain here for now.” -Deku, a moron
- THERE’S NO WAY ANY OF THESE TWENTY ASSUMPTIONS WILL PROVE MISPLACED.
- How incredibly convenient Kota’s Quirk is exactly what they need to deal with a forest fire.
- Later Kota will grow up to be a mobile fire-hose or pressure-washer.
- He’ll die poor and forgotten.
- YAY SUPERHERO SOCIETY.
- He’ll die poor and forgotten.
- Later Kota will grow up to be a mobile fire-hose or pressure-washer.
- Now we cut back to Eraser and this random asshole.
- “Dabi.” Thanks, anime.
- “This is about as much damage as I can take.” -Dabi, in case you forgot in the past second. Which I almost did.
- So…you suck?
- CONFIRMED IN THE NEXT SCENE.
- BRILLIANT DEDUCTION, ME.
- CONFIRMED IN THE NEXT SCENE.
- So…you suck?
- “This is about as much damage as I can take.” -Dabi, in case you forgot in the past second. Which I almost did.
- “Dabi.” Thanks, anime.
- Is that Deadpool?
- His name is “Twice.”
- …………..
- Is he bi? Is that his quirk? He can change his sexual orientation at will?
- I assume there’s a better reason that’s his name.
- Foolishly.
- I assume there’s a better reason that’s his name.
- Oh, I guess he has two personalities.
- …I was very wrong.
- Is he bi? Is that his quirk? He can change his sexual orientation at will?
- …………..
- His name is “Twice.”
- Wait wait wait, Eraser ran maybe 20 meters and he runs into Deku. So how did nobody hear or see his fight between him and Muscles, let alone help him?
- Gotta say, these fights aren’t particularly exciting.
- The Cat-Drag-Queen makes up for a bit, though.
- “Cat Combat,” ha. You silly Asians and your Engrish.
- The Cat-Drag-Queen makes up for a bit, though.
- Oh look, it’s Shredder.
- Correction: a legally distinct Ninja Turtles Reference.
- WAIT WHAT NOW DEKU’S HERE ARE THESE PEOPLE ALL TEN FEET FROM EACH OTHER
- How much did they pay off Continuity this time?
- Dabi is lamer than lame. I can’t even begin to care.
- So, uh, exactly why do these kids whose profession is mortal combat need verbal permission to engage in mortal combat?
- I’m pretty sure any court would understand the situation.
- Also seems like something UA wouldn’t ever worry about.
- But no, gotta manufacture tension somehow.
- Also seems like something UA wouldn’t ever worry about.
- I’m pretty sure any court would understand the situation.
- Good God, Kota. How dumb are you?
- Sure, you’re a shithead kid, but it’s still pretty baffling how you just can’t wrap your head around the concept of a hero.
- Oh hey, my commemorative Anvil from Anime Moralizing Inc. just came in the mail. What great timing.
- I MUST SMASH SOMETHING WITH IT.
- NOW KOTA UNDERSTANDS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO.
- DO YOU GET IT?
- NO? MORE HAMMER TIME THEN.
- DO YOU GET IT?
- NOW KOTA UNDERSTANDS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A HERO.
- I MUST SMASH SOMETHING WITH IT.
- Oh hey, my commemorative Anvil from Anime Moralizing Inc. just came in the mail. What great timing.
- Sure, you’re a shithead kid, but it’s still pretty baffling how you just can’t wrap your head around the concept of a hero.
- Eraser, given how overpowered your Quirk is, you have about ten million things better to do than take eight hours to cover ground that Deku lept over in literally seconds.
- Deku continues his habit of refusing to listen to the most basic advice.
- JESUS CHRIST, DEKU, CALL HIM BY HIS NAME.
- Ha ha, double entendre.
- Bakugo and Deku, sittin’ in a tree.
- Ha ha, double entendre.
- JESUS CHRIST, DEKU, CALL HIM BY HIS NAME.
- Oh look, these villains are incompetent and uncoordinated.
- Facepalm’s Master “Plan” is going swimmingly.
- “THAT IS SHIGARAKI’S PERSONAL DESIRE” -Spinner
- …did a robot write that?
- Also, who’s “Shigaraki”?
- …did a robot write that?
- OH MY GOD FINALLY SOMEONE DID SOMETHING SMART.
- Catwoman punched that scene to death. You go, girl.
- Now Bakugo’s being stupid. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
- Generic-Eldritch-Man. Or whatever. I don’t care.
- It’s a fucking wonder that Bakugo is even alive.
- LOOOOOL HIS QUIRK IS COMICALLY EXTENDING HIS TEETH INTO GIANT BLADES?
- AND HIS NAME IS “MOONFISH”?
- HA HA HA HA.
- THAT’S SO STUPID. HA HA HA HA HA HA.
- THIS IS GREAT.
- THAT’S SO STUPID. HA HA HA HA HA HA.
- HA HA HA HA.
- AND HIS NAME IS “MOONFISH”?
- Oh yes, Todoroki, you A-list anime protagonists should be sooooooooooooooooo worried about a little forest fire. It’s not like you can leap skyscrapers in a single bound or anything.
- Hey, uh, Todoroki. Since you both have combustion powers, why not just create an explosion that clears the area and disperses the gas?
- Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur.
- “I’m not stupid!” -some dumbass whose name I can’t remember
- Boy, it would be nice if there were a caption to oh there it is.
- Wait, Spinner and Big-Lips are up again? They both took blows to the fucking face. What.
- Ugggh.
- The pacing in this arc is shitty so far.
- Ugggh.
- Um, no. You run *away* from the epicenter of the gas, kids.
- HOLY SHIT A GUN.
- THERE ARE GUNS IN THIS UNIVERSE.
- AND THEY’RE VISIBLE.
- THERE ARE GUNS IN THIS UNIVERSE.
- Woman. Might want to do something about Colonel Mustard here.
- Also, this is why you don’t run toward the danger.
- Now she’s lecturing this random asshole about using a gun like a smart person.
- Well, that’s over. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
- Now she’s lecturing this random asshole about using a gun like a smart person.
- Also, this is why you don’t run toward the danger.
- Yay, Falco’s back. Hooray!
- Oh.
- Oh.
- Welp, they’re fucked.
- Oh.
- Oh.
- Is the bar named “Expo?” It’s like where 90% of the exposition in this series takes place, that and Deku’s magically functioning abused cranium.
Cosmic Drift Within Certain Parameters 